Dildo weekend, phase 1: the shower

Although the horror of seeing myself in some of the photos has not yet worn off, I am ready to begin the recap! Thank you to my loyal commenters, for assuaging my fears of a mass blog exodus, after seeing me in all my karaoke glory. You gals rawk.

First up, the shower portion of the night, otherwise known as dress MaPo up and play silly games.

Since MaPo was staying with us, I asked Hunter to take her out for an hour or so to let me get the house ready. I frantically blew up balloons, set out decorations, organized prizes, and put on some mood music. Luckily, a few of the guests showed up in time to help finish things off... and they came bearing penis cupcakes and limo music mixes! MaPo had no idea what awaited her that evening... every step of the way was a surprise!

The mixtape cover art, courtesy of "Savannah"*


Yum, strawberry penis candies!

Hunter and our friend "Aristotle" came back and announced MaPo with a grand ceremony, followed by dancing and heartfelt reunions.

MaPo had not seen "Taco" in 6 years!

Then we kicked the men to the curb, and got down to business. We all made a drink, enjoyed a penis-cake, and let the games begin!

MaPo before... and after!

I had picked up some fun bridely accoutrements, including a hottie whistle, sash, light up button, shot-glass veil, and more. MaPo loooooves dress up!

Then we played some games. We started off with "Purse Raid", moved onto Sweet, Sexy Advice, Carve the Cucumber (a personal favorite), and the NearlyWed Game. We'd also intermittently have MaPo pop one of the penis-shaped balloons around the room, and answer the naughty question on the paper inside. It was so much fun, and everyone got to win a prize! I highly recommend these games. The NearlyWed game is extra fun if you can get the groom to record his answers on video and play them during the game... alas, this was not to be in our case.

The prizes ranged from naughty trinkets like the "Tongue Dinger" and a pocket "personal massager" to fun novelties such as Skull Lip Gloss, light up rings and silly sunglasses. All the girls seemed really pleased

"Suzy Furburger"**, with a penis balloon betwixt her leggies.

The winning cucmber!

Taco, big pimpin in her prize

MaPo opened some gifts - a Victoria's Secret gift card, an awesome book, and the infamous Climax Rabbit to name just a few. Suffice it to say, she will be was a very happy girl!

Before we knew it, the time had come to move on to Phase 2: Sake Bomb Sushi! Here are a couple teasers to whet your palates for even more debauchery!

*All names have been changed to protect the innocent.

**Each lady named herself!