Breaking the Ice

Before I do a whole recap of Dildo Weekend, I think its best that I break the ice with what is either:
a) the most embarrassing photo of me, ever.
b) the best picture of the night.
c) all of the above.

So, dear readers, I show you this now, with the hopes that you will still love me tomorrow.

(um, I hope the largess of my balls is appreciated, for posting this on the internets for all to see...)