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While I'm *so* over low-rise pants, I have a few pairs I can't bear to part with/afford to replace. If, like me, you're tired of constantly hiking up your pants, and pulling down your t-shirts... prepare yourselves for my latest find.... My Hip-T!
I stumbled across this badboy the other day and just had to share it. They're just a cozy band to wear around your hips that looks like an underlayer but is really just a brilliant way to "hide your assets" as they say on their website. I, for one, am sorely tempted to stock up on a few, being a girl who not only prefers to keep my muffins to myself (asitwere) but also prefers the lengthening look of a longer t-shirt.
For $15-20 each, they make a handy holiday gift for your best gals.... or to yourself (that's the best kind of gift, anyway, right?). They're also doing free shipping Thursdays & Fridays through the 19th, and have a free giveaway once a week.
I mean, hey, it might be a nice piece of ass, but let's just keep that between you and your shirt... m'kay?
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OMG. This is awesome. Sometime if i even think i feel a wind in that area above my pant line and skin, i freak out... Great product!
PS Love the pics you used! lol
That looks just like the belly band for pregnant women! http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000NDCHNW/bookstorenow85-20
I usually wear a tank top to help keep my muffin under wraps. I love low waist pants, but I need to cover the muffin :)
I need that! I hate hate hate showing mid-drift but some of my tanks do it cuz I'm 5'11"...this is perfect!
Perfect for those of us who have bodies that have morphed into something unrecognizable= moi! I had two kids in the last 3.5 years, and though I weigh the same, something strange and alien has planted itself around my once flat belly area. Showing a little floss was once okay, but this almost 40 mama needs all the help I can get ;)I need to get me one of them !
good idea, but i'm so short that tank tops do the trick perfectly anyway!
I generally just use tank tops or camisoles to get the same look.
I want to hold this product in front of Tim Gunn's face just to see the perplexity.
I was going to mention the belly band too! Linda beat me to it! All of my girlfriends are pregnant (seriously three of them at once, with me and another trying) and they LOVE the belly band...hhhmmm, maybe I should just buy mine now!Especially with all of the muffin and alien taking over your body talk...lol :)
Good Lord- that muffin top is scary!
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