I'm gonna jump on the bandwagon here and share some juicy tidbits to shock, amuse and amaze you. It's definitely hard to decide what to share... the first things I think of are too gross, or inappropriate (cuz my sense of humor is definitely off-colour), or too personal. But I finally managed to come up with a few peeks into my secret life for y'alls enjoyment :)
1. I have a foul mouth. Blame it on my dad, who used to drive trucks, race cars, and fly planes... but I love to shock folks with my language. It's debatably made worse by the fact that the majority of my close friends are men... but I kind of think it works better that way. Once in a while I'll be hanging with a new girlfriend and some nasty shiz will come out of my mouth and the looks I get are usually characteristic of someone who wants to laugh but thinks its just wrong to encourage me. If the new girl gets me and laughs... she's automatically my new BFF. I curb my tongue for the online use, but it takes so much restraint, yo.
2. I went from being painfully unpopular and an ugly ducking in elementary/middle school to being a 'bad kid' rebel with pink hair in High School. I even had to go to a special dayschool program for naughty teens for my Junior year. It pretty much scared me straight, and I not only went on to college, but grad school as well - much to the surprise of my former classmates. Thank heavens I had such patient, enduring parents. Sorry about that, mom and dad :)
3. I am terrible about putting things where they go. I constantly leave flotsam and jetsum in my wake .... dropping clothes in the living room, leaving cabinets open, shoes in the middle of rooms, cans of soda on the desk. I could even be on my way to the bedroom where the hamper is, and still leave my underwear on the kitchen table. Well, maybe not my underwear. But definitely pajama bottoms :) I don't know what it is... its like a disease.
Any of you closet bad kids, or messy tessy, or just plain pottymouthed? What secrets do you keep, and which will you share? C'mon now, don't be shy!
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Oh my gosh! I'm the same way! I got my foul mouth my Dad...he's a mechanic..and I leave things every where! My fiance hates it when he gets up to pee in the middle of the night and knocks his knee into the drawer I left open!
Haha all of the above sister!
I'm such a potty mouth, but if you were to meet me or pass me on the street you would never know. I love that! The majority of my friends have been boys for just that reason. That am I am a closeted metal head. I love hard core music, but again, no one would ever guess to look at me. I love that!!!
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This post cracked me up! My dad always told me "Don't swear - it sounds like hell and doesn't do a damn bit of good!"
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Hilarious...I am so with you on the potty mouth! I think it all started with Too Short (showing my age) and the song "Cusswords"...cusswords, just let 'em roll...i would love to finish, but might just scare away readers! ha ha. Love your blog!
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